15 Funny microsoft quotes

• Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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  6 days ago

  account, authentication, before, code, humor, just, login, microsoft, need, notification, OMG, security, send, sign, sign in, signed, someone, technology

• I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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  1 month ago

  6, 6 p.m., air, around, call, energy, feel, funny observation, i, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, observation, p.m., remote, remote work, Sunday, swear, Teams, video, video call, work, work meeting

• Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, beer, humor, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, Narcan, overdose, recovery, Teams, work

• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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  2 months ago

  add, banter, call, communication, employee, employee management, employees, humor, i, joke, management, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, needs, office, office joke, reaction, reprimand, Teams, video, video call, want, workplace, workplace banter, workplace humor

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

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• The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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  2 months ago

  communication, concern, distraction, humor, joke, lion, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, office, productivity, Teams, workplace

• Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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  2 months ago

  12, every, humor, invite, meeting, microsoft, productivity, stress, Teams, technology, testosterone, workplace

• “Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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  2 months ago

  app, boulder, frustration, humor, microsoft, Sisyphus, Teams, technology, work

• The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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  2 months ago

  activity, everything, excel, game, games, humor, kill, microsoft, moves, types, video, video game

• I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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  2 months ago

  communication, corporate, frustration, humor, i, meant, microsoft, software, Teams, technology, work

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