Funny microsoft quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  "When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

  Commentary:
  "“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder? 🤣💻 It's a never-ending struggle, but at least Sisyphus gets a workout! 💪 #TechStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some people are destined for Zoom stardom instead! 💻🚫 Microsoft Teams 0 – Eternal Video Conferencing Glory 1! 🌟 #ZoomIsMyDestiny

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the Microsoft Authenticator is questioning your work ethic now 😂🔐 Maybe it's time to step up your game before your own apps start to doubt you 🤔💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

  Commentary:
  "Outlook, the eternal questioner, daring to ask if anyone actually enjoys its chaotic charm. 🤔 More like the Torment Portal – where each click is a journey into the abyss of never-ending emails and calendar reminders! 😅 #OutlookStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in dire need of CTRL+Z! 🤓💻 Don't worry, we've all been there – Ctrl, Alt, Delete, and try again! 🔄🤦‍♂️#RevisionWoeful"

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