18 funny microsoft quotes - Wordgag ツ

Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?

Mar 9, 2026Mar 9, 2026

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.

Mar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Feb 3, 2026

Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

Feb 3, 2026

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Feb 3, 2026

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Feb 2, 2026

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Feb 1, 2026

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Jan 31, 2026

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Jan 31, 2026

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Jan 31, 2026

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Jan 30, 2026

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Jan 30, 2026

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Jan 29, 2026

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Jan 23, 2026

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Jan 22, 2026

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Jan 21, 2026

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Jan 19, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Jan 19, 2026