Funny minimum quotes

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Commentary:
So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Commentary:
Reaching for cosmic real estate, I see! 🚀🌕✨ Planet shopping is the new window shopping! 🛒🔭

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

Commentary:
When life gives you bare minimum, grab a maraca and shake things up to a fiesta! 🎉💃🎶