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  • My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

    Commentary:
    🍔🔥 “My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙”

  • I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew laziness could be so fabulous? 😂 It’s a tough choice between getting things done and embracing the awesomeness of laziness! 💁‍♂️💤 Keep slaying that lazy game, my friend!”

  • I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said ‘you made your bed now lie in it’ clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds 🛏️. I’ll happily lie in any bed as long as there’s a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! 💁‍♂️😂 #LazyLuxury”

  • Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you’re crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you’re stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here’s to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇

  • At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal salad dilemma – when does it transform from a bed of healthy greens to a sneaky delivery vehicle for crispy, delicious bacon? 🥗🥓🤔 Let’s just say, if you need to go hunting for lettuce amongst the bacon bits, you might have crossed that ‘salad’ line!”

  • It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to explain to your family the mental gymnastics you’ve been doing all night like 🤯💤… And all they can say is ‘Who asked you to overthink, though?’ 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #TheOverthinkingStruggle”

  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

    Commentary:
    🎶 “Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.” 🎵 Looks like we’ve officially reached the age where we appreciate a quiet night in over a raging concert! 😂 Who knew we’d actually start missing the sound of silence? 🤫 #FeelingOldButWise

  • You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

    Commentary:
    Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it’s like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It’s a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there’s always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind

  • Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

    Commentary:
    🤷‍♂️ When “ew no” meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! 🙈 Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of “ew no” fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol’ eye roll and heavy sigh combo. 😉 #ProfessionalCommunicationFail

  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a reason to eat cake? 🎂 Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it’s somebody’s birthday EVERY day! 🎉🍰 #CakeForEveryOccasion”

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