Commentary:
Norway just gave IKEA a run for its money with their new build-your-own superstar kit! 🏗️⚽️😆
Funny athlete quotes
There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.
Commentary:
I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂
“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
Commentary:
"When getting off the couch feels like an Olympic sport, but your medal is just chips! 🥇🍟 #Couchlete"
Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
Commentary:
"Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith"
Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
Commentary:
"Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"