Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Commentary:
"Getting hit by psychic damage is like getting an unexpected emotional package delivered straight to your brain! 📦✨ Hope you signed for it with a good mood and a side of humor! 😂 #PsychicSpecialDelivery"

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Commentary:
"Apparently predicting the future is not as easy as she thought! 🔮😂 It seems this mind reader got a taste of her own medicine and boy, did it leave her mind blown! 💥😆"

I don't need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It's earth.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Commentary:
Looks like Earth just can't escape the drama! 🌎😢 Who needs a psychic when you've got a front-row seat to the cosmic show of emotions right here on good old planet Earth? 😂 #CosmicComedy

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Commentary:
Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It's like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂