Funny psychic quotes

• Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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• I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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• Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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• Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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• I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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• I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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• I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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