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Funny seed quotes

Funny seed quotes 🌱 are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day! Whether you’re a green thumb or just love a good pun, these witty lines will make you smile and grow your laughter garden πŸ˜‚πŸŒΏ. Get ready to plant some giggles and watch your mood bloom with a little seed-inspired fun! 🌻✨

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Posted on3 weeks ago

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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