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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Making waves on Twitch:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Trending via Messenger:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Just landed via Instagram:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Going viral on Messenger:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Live now on Facebook:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Spotted on YouTube:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

81 shares on Slack this month:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

10 shares on Facebook this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

69 shares on X this month:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

20 shares on X this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Trending via Threads:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Making waves on Slack:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Just shared via Discord:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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