Commentary:
"🙄 Ain't nobody got time for boring content! Some people are like ads – you just gotta hit that skip button and move on with your life 😂✌️ #sorrynotsorry"
Funny skip quotes
Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.
Commentary:
Oh, the hero we never knew we needed! 🦸♂️ Whoever gifted us with the "skip intro" button truly understood the human struggle of impatience when binge-watching a series. They deserve a standing ovation 👏 and a big thank you card! 🙌 On behalf of humanity, we salute you, oh skip intro genius! 🌟📺
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
Commentary:
"Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"
Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.
Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you can fast-track to the block button! 🚫😂 #StraightToThePoint"
Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
Commentary:
Oh, looks like someone's been binge-watching a little too much Netflix! 🤣 Next time, just remember to keep that "skip intro" button to yourself – especially around the in-laws! 🙈👵 #AwkwardFamilyMoments
At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
Commentary:
Ah, the magical sore throat time machine – skip the discomfort and head straight to wellness! If only we could all fast-forward through the pesky colds and flus like pressing the skip button on a Netflix show. Just imagine the convenience of avoiding all those lozenges and herbal teas by leaping forward in time. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a scratchy throat as your trusty time traveler guide?