16 Funny skip quotes

• I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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  4 days ago

  back, different, exam, humor, i, person, procrastination, question, questions, skip, student, test-taking

• Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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  2 months ago

  bit, breakup, call, divorce, expense, expensive, humor, just, marriage, middle, relationship, skip, stress

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, communication, culture, forehead, humor, interaction, internet, internet culture, intro, poke, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction, someone, start, talking, yell, yelling

• Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, adulting, humor, life, relatable, responsibility, school, skip, work

• Can we skip to the rich part?

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, desire, finance, humor, money, rich, sarcasm, skip, wealth

• At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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  2 months ago

  future, humor, illness, just, procrastination, skip, sore, sore throat, throat, time, time travel, travel

• Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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  2 months ago

  ad, before, distraction, entertainment, humor, necessary, online, online video, saying, shut, shut up, skip, skipping, video, YouTube

• Some people are like ads, just skip.

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  2 months ago

  ads, commentary, humor, just, people, sarcasm, skip

• Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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  2 months ago

  button, convenience, humans, humor, intro, inventor, skip, skip intro, technology, understanding

• Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, article, author, footnote, here, humor, never, reading, research, skip, writing

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