Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Commentary:
"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the audience at the laundromat got a free fashion show today! 🩲🤣 Maybe they just couldn't handle all that style and confidence in one place! Just another day of surprises in the spin cycle of life! 🌀#SpeedoSwagger