Funny Speedo quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

  Commentary:
  "Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the audience at the laundromat got a free fashion show today! 🩲🤣 Maybe they just couldn't handle all that style and confidence in one place! Just another day of surprises in the spin cycle of life! 🌀#SpeedoSwagger

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