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  • The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone was caught red-handed 😂🕵️‍♂️ Cheating on exams, huh? That’s one way to keep things interesting! 🤓📚 #ExamsAreOverrated”

  • Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

    Commentary:
    “Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning ‘far’ into ‘fart’ just wasn’t classy enough 🏃‍♂️💨😆”

  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s bills are feeling very complimentary lately – outstanding, indeed! 💸🌟 Paying bills has never been so satisfying! 😄 #LivingLarge #FinanciallyFabulous

  • I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail’s pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬”

  • My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you’re just really committed to that ‘messy-chic’ aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars”

  • “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal question: ‘Are you busy tomorrow?’ 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I’ll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄”

  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

    Commentary:
    “The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ 🌟 So basically, I’m your one-stop shop for awesomeness! 💁‍♂️💼 #AllHailE”

  • I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

    Commentary:
    “Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator”

  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you’ve got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

  • Math is like Chinese to me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don’t worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you’ll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin”

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