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5 months ago
Share →: When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Ah, the ever-elusive surprise in the avocado – nature's original mystery box! 🥑🎁 It's like a game of culinary roulette… will you strike creamy green gold, or face the disappointment of yet another overripe avocado? The hard core is indeed nature's way of keeping us humble in our quest for that perfect guacamole moment. Perhaps one day we'll discover the true purpose behind this puzzling pit… or maybe we should just stick to chips instead!
5 months ago
Share →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Commentary:
Hmm, let's hope I'm not stuck under the bed with those missing socks! 🎁🧦 Maybe I'm chilling in the pantry next to the cookies, or perhaps I've gone incognito as a decorative pillow in the living room. Wherever I am, I'm definitely not making it easy for you to find me! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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"Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃‍♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud
5 months ago
Share →: Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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"Guys love being called ‘daddy’ until the pregnancy test comes back positive 🤰🙈… Suddenly, that nickname takes on a whole new level of responsibility! 😂 #PlotTwist #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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Looks like she received a surprise package 🎁 with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! 🎫 Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! 😂 #SurpriseFail
5 months ago
Share →: These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Well, it seems like the audience at the laundromat got a free fashion show today! 🩲🤣 Maybe they just couldn't handle all that style and confidence in one place! Just another day of surprises in the spin cycle of life! 🌀#SpeedoSwagger
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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🤷‍♂️ "Nobody's face has seen more shock than a husband realizing his wife's plans have turned into a sequel! 🤯 Who knew life with a spouse could be a series of surprises? 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Commentary:
🍦🤫 Welcome to the scoop-tastic world of The Inside Scoop – where we dish out frozen secrets and creamy conspiracies! Join our exclusive club for a brain freeze with a side of mystery. Just remember, what happens at The Inside Scoop, stays at The Inside Scoop! 😉🔒 #IceCreamMystery #SecretScoops
5 months ago
Share →: When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Commentary:
"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"