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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
Funny novel quotes
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.
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That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘
My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”
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Guess some people just can’t handle the high stakes of underwater fang-tastic fiction! 😂🧛♂️🚢
This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.
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Brain upgrade needed! Battery's at 5% now 😂📚🔋