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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.
Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.
Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.
People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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5 months ago
Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Commentary:
"Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Commentary:
"Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"
5 months ago
Share →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"
5 months ago
Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Commentary:
"Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"
5 months ago
Share →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Commentary:
"Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Commentary:
"Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you're gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let's face it, if they can handle Dad's banter, they can handle anything!"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Commentary:
"Call me the Einstein of daily tasks – I not only remember why I walked into a room, but I do it with class 👓🚶‍♂️💡 #MasterOfMemory"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹‍♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"