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Funny work hours quotes

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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