12 funny remote work quotes - Wordgag

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

May 19, 2026

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Apr 1, 2026

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Apr 1, 2026

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Mar 31, 2026

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Mar 31, 2026

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Mar 30, 2026

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Mar 29, 2026

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Mar 29, 2026

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Mar 28, 2026

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Mar 28, 2026

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Mar 24, 2026

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Mar 24, 2026