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Funny full-time quotes

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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