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5 months ago
Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Commentary:
"Taking therapy to a whole new level: from patient to therapist hunter! 🦸‍♂️💥 Final boss defeat achieved – My life may be a trainwreck, but at least I'm the conductor! 🚂😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Commentary:
"Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖"
5 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"
5 months ago
Share →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Commentary:
"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Commentary:
"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Commentary:
"Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they're scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁‍♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's tired of living in the Land of Excuses! 😂 Time to bid adieu to that bullsh*t and pave the way for some genuine awesomeness! 💪🚫💩"
5 months ago
Share →: Being social sucks all my energy.

Commentary:
"Who needs a workout when you can just socialize? 💪🏼💬 But hey, socializing is like a real-life energizer bunny… it eats up all your batteries! ⚡️😅 #SocialButExhausted"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Commentary:
"Me trying to solve my life problems like 🤷‍♂️: 'I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.' Who needs logic when you've got a carefree attitude? 😂 #LivingMyBestConfusedLife"