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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.