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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.