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5 months ago
Share →: My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 #MomKnowsBest
5 months ago
Share →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Commentary:
"Life is a highway, but merging? That's where the fear kicks in 😱. Sometimes it feels like trying to merge onto the fast lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 🚗 Just remember, it's okay to take it slow and use your turn signal. Patience is the key to successful merging, both on the road and in life! 🚦😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩‍👧‍👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸‍♀️🛒 #MomLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Commentary:
"No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"
5 months ago
Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you've got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁‍♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion"
5 months ago
Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Commentary:
Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet embrace of sleep – it's like a warm hug from your comfy bed telling you, 'Don't go, stay a little longer.' 💤 Who needs mornings when you can have more dreams, am I right? 😜 #TeamSleep"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect, are you feeling a bit too formal lately? It's 'shoot', not 'shirt'! Time to freshen up your wardrobe of words! 👔💬😂"
5 months ago
Share →: People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Commentary:
"Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"