Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.