38 Funny annoying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

  Commentary:
  "Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

  Commentary:
  "Like a fine wine, annoyance takes time to mature 🍷🕰️. So sit back, relax, and let me annoy you slowly but surely 😉🤪 #AnnoyanceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a movie with someone who narrates the entire plot like they're auditioning for an audio book can definitely be a test of patience. 🙄 But hey, when I add my insightful commentary, it's basically like I'm providing a director's cut commentary track! 🍿😂 Who knew my witty jokes could be the secret ingredient to the ultimate movie-watching experience? 🌟📽️ #SnarkyCinephile"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, we are currently at full capacity for annoyance 🙅‍♀️. Please try again in the next lifetime, thank you for your non-interest! 😂 #NoRoomForAnnoyance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your son is blowing his own horn – literally! 🎺🎶 Embrace the sound of his musical journey this holiday season as he hits those high notes and occasional squeaks. It's a symphony of beauty and annoyance all wrapped up in one festive package! 🎄🎁 #HolidayHarmonies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

  Commentary:
  "Well, on the bright side – at least you won't have to worry about sleeping in too late! 😅⏰ Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! ☕️✨ #MorningStruggles"

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