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Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Just landed via Telegram:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Shared recently on Reddit:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Just landed via Slack:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Making waves on X:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Just landed via Threads:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

20 shares on Threads this month:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

48 shares on X this month:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Spotted on Threads:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Just shared via Discord:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Shared recently on Threads:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Trending via Threads:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Trending via Instagram:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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