Funny backup quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

  Commentary:
  "If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

  Commentary:
  "I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"

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