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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
2 months ago
People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.
2 months ago
Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
3 months ago
I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
3 months ago