Funny wonderful quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

  Commentary:
  "Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅‍♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!"

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