I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Commentary:
"Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Commentary:
Trying to ninja your way to that pan in the morning? 🥋🍳 Sounds like the cabinet is having a laugh at your expense! Maybe it's time for a stealth mission or just accept that the clatter is your wake-up call! ⏰🤷‍♂️ #MorningStruggles