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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,510

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Just landed via Instagram:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Just shared via TikTok:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Trending via WeChat:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Trending via YouTube:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Making waves on Telegram:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Shared recently on X:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

67 shares on X this month:

Drive like no one is watching.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

33 shares on X this month:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,632

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Seen just now on Slack:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Going viral on Slack:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Spotted on WeChat:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Just landed via Telegram:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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