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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Just shared via Telegram:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Just landed via X:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Trending via Messenger:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Just shared via Telegram:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Just landed via Slack:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Going bananas on Threads:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Shared recently on Slack:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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59 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

15 shares on Threads this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Trending via Instagram:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Spotted on Instagram:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Making waves on WeChat:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Just shared via Instagram:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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