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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,647

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Spotted on Snapchat:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Just shared via Discord:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Just shared via X:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Spotted on TikTok:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Going viral on Facebook:

Half princess, half menace.

Spotted on WeChat:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Live now on TikTok:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

37 shares on Discord this month:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

61 shares on Discord this month:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

70 shares on Discord this month:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,727

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Trending via Pinterest:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Trending via WeChat:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Spotted on WeChat:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Just landed via YouTube:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Spotted on Discord:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Just landed via Twitch:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Live now on Instagram:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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