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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Breaking via Twitch:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Spotted on WeChat:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Just shared via WeChat:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Going viral on Instagram:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Funny chicken nuggets quotes

Funny chicken nuggets quotes bring a playful twist to our love for these crispy, bite-sized delights. 🍗😄 From humorous takes on nugget cravings to witty remarks about their undeniable appeal, these quotes celebrate our favorite snack with a smile. Dig into a world of laughter and enjoy the light-hearted fun of chicken nuggets! 🍗😄

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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64 shares on Twitch this month:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

73 shares on Discord this month:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

97 shares on X this month:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

44 shares on Instagram this month:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Trending via Slack:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Spotted on Telegram:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Spotted on Messenger:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Just landed via Instagram:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Seen just now on WeChat:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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