Funny cleaner quotes

• One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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  2 months ago

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• Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, child, cleaner, cleanliness, door, hack, house, humor, parent, parenting, shut

• Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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  2 months ago

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• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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  2 months ago

  cable, chores, cleaner, dominator, household, household chores, humor, needs, sarcasm, technology, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  cleaner, dark, electricity, house, humor, keep, looks, save

• While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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  2 months ago

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