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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

3 months ago

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

3 months ago

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

3 months ago