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Funny cleaner quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025