Funny cleaner quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.
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  5 months ago

  View →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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