Commentary:
"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! ๐๐
#AgingGracefully"
14 Funny closer quotes
I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.
Commentary:
"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? ๐ฐ๐คทโโ๏ธ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck"
Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! ๐ #BeYourOwnBestFriend"
You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.
Commentary:
"True that! My bank account says I'm much closer to street food than to Elon ๐
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