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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,285

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Trending via Threads:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Just landed via Facebook:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Just landed via X:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Live now on Snapchat:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Just landed via Slack:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Just shared via YouTube:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Funny complicated quotes

Funny complicated quotes 🧩😜 twist your brain while tickling your funny bone! These witty word puzzles blend humor and complexity, making you laugh and think at the same time 🤯😂. Perfect for those who love a clever challenge with a side of giggles — get ready to decode some serious laughs! 🎉🧠✨

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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2 months ago

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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2 months ago

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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4 months ago

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38 shares on Slack this month:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

31 shares on Slack this month:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,242

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Going viral on Discord:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Spotted on Twitch:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Going viral on Twitch:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Just landed via Instagram:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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