Funny conditioner quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Maybe they're just trying to create a unique form of 'cooling off' for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you've got OnlyFans, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only 'hot and heavy' action happening in your room is with that air conditioner! 😂🔥 Just trying to keep cool, neighbor, nothing to see here! 🌬️ #CoolingOff #BlowingOffSomeSteam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, humans! The real MVP in this summer heat is none other than the air conditioner. 🥶🏆 Let's show some appreciation and hang that 'Employee of the Month' plaque with pride! 😂 #ACforPresident"

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