Funny cucumber quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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