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  • These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘job-ception’ strategy – one for bills, one for thrills! 🤑💼 Who says you can’t be your own boss while still being a team player in the workforce? 🤪 #WorkHardPlayHard”

  • How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

    Commentary:
    “Well, apparently time travel is now included in your rent! 🕰️💸 Don’t worry, maybe they’ll give you a discount next time for those missing days! 🤣 #RentingInParallelUniverse”

  • It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

    Commentary:
    “Realizing it’s only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it’s actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes”

  • Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs”

  • THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly”

  • Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, who do we talk to about extending weekends? It’s like we blink and it’s already Monday again! 🙈 Can we get a petition going for #MoreWeekendPlease? 📝⏳”

  • Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

    Commentary:
    “Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate ‘I totally forgot, but here’s a last-minute surprise’ 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you’ve got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker”

  • Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of ‘skills required for parenting’ along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista”

  • Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

    Commentary:
    “Congratulations on achieving this incredible milestone! 🏆 Who knew that living every day would be your special talent? 😆 Keep breaking those records, one day at a time! 🎉 #LivingMyBestLife”

  • I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don’t worry, just a few more days of pretending and you’ll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉”

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