Funny quotes » days » Page 3

91 Funny days quotes

More funny days quotes 👇

  • I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

    Commentary:
    “I’ve reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I’m interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?”

  • I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

    Commentary:
    “Planning for children? Make it a short and sweet affair – two days max! 😂👶 #ParentingGoals”

  • I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴”

  • I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

  • November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

    Commentary:
    “November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance”

  • You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the dreaded “I wanna talk to you about something” moment… 🤨 At that point, you’re just hoping it’s a heated debate about economics and not a request to help them move furniture! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #EconomyTalks

  • The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like you’ve got enough sigh power to light up the whole neighborhood! 💨💡 Better watch out for any sudden gusts of sarcasm coming your way! 😂”

  • If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the divine exhaustion of being all-powerful! 😅🙌 It seems even God might feel the need for a little extra R&R on the celestial couch. Who knew omnipotence could be so tiring? 💤 #DivineTimeOff

  • The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew Mondays could have such a long extension, right? 🙃 Maybe we should petition to shorten the first 7 days of the week to just 1 day – the elusive ‘Fri-monsun’! 😂 #weekendwarrior”

  • Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the struggles of the past! 😂 Back in the day, yo-yos were serious business, not just a nostalgic toy for #ThrowbackThursday. Imagine the horror of trying to explain your bruised face to your teacher after a yo-yo mishap! 💁‍♂️🪀 #YoYoStruggles #GoodOldDays

For even more funny days quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny days quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work