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Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Long story short, I survived.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Seen just now on Threads:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Trending via Facebook:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Making waves on Messenger:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Just shared via TikTok:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Seen just now on X:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Just shared via Discord:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Just landed via Reddit:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

94 shares on X this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

91 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Spotted on Facebook:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Spotted on Messenger:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Spotted on Instagram:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Shared recently on Telegram:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Spotted on Threads:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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