Funny decorating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paycheck when you've got a perfectly adorned tree to admire all day? 🎄💁‍♀️ Time to upgrade from employee of the month to ornament placement expert! 💼➡️🌟 #Priorities #LivingMyBestTreeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! 🎄🎁 Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! 💃 Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? 🎅🤔

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