20 Funny dishwasher quotes

• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 month ago

  advice, best, casual, casual tone, dishwasher, dishwasher safe, humor, just, kitchen, ok, safe, safety, tone, warning

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, chore, daily, daily chore, dishwasher, hate, here, humor, imagine, just, me, sarcasm, unloading

• I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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  2 months ago

  chore, cleaning, confusion, dish, dishes, dishwasher, dishwasher tablet, doing, feel, five, humor, i, idea, joke, misunderstanding, still, tablet, taken, work

• Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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  2 months ago

  chore, dishwasher, excuse, humor, just, parenting, please, pray, prayer, son, tired, unloading, yesterday

• I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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  2 months ago

  backwards, chore, dishwasher, feel, feeling, humor, i, just, mundane, mundane task, reverse, sarcasm, something, task

• Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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  2 months ago

  chores, daily, daily life, day, dishwasher, family, humor, irony, just, life, teen, teenager, teens, told, worst, worst day

• Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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  2 months ago

  dishwasher, everyday, everyday life, gift, humor, kitchen, life, microwave, moment, mug, safety, sarcasm, silence

• My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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  2 months ago

  chore, dishwasher, domestic, domestic life, household, household chore, humor, irony, just, life, me, media, OnlyFans, social, social media

• Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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  2 months ago

  chores, direction, dishwasher, domestic, domestic life, feel, feel something, humor, just, life, opposite, opposite direction, relatable, something, unloading

• They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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  2 months ago

  appliance, curiosity, dishwasher, humor, i, invention, kitchen, know, need, window

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