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5 months ago
Share →: I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Commentary:
"Laundry, the ultimate relationship status: always piling up and never folding back. 🧺😏 #SingleAF #LaundryDayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 1pm productivity kick-off – because who needs mornings, right? 🌞 Time is a social construct, and so is my definition of 'early riser'! 🕐💤 Let's dive into this midday hustle with the enthusiasm of someone who just realized they forgot to check the time all morning! ⏰🚀"
5 months ago
Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Commentary:
“Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”
5 months ago
Share →: You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dreaded email strike! ⚡️ It's like a ninja assassin, stealthily disrupting your productive flow. 💻🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, you're not alone in this battle against the inbox invasion! 📧💥 Keep fighting the good fight, brave warrior of productivity! 💪🤺"
5 months ago
Share →: It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Commentary:
"Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes 💤 and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️⏰. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!"
5 months ago
Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"
5 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities
5 months ago
Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"
5 months ago
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"