I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of email strikes again! It's like a ninja, lurking in the digital shadows, ready to disrupt our peace and productivity. Who knew a simple 'ping' could shatter the illusion of a well-balanced day? Watch out, folks, the inbox bandit strikes when you least expect it!"

You know you're old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”