Funny dropped quotes

New email opener just dropped: "I am interested in bothering you!"

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I was dropped as an adult.

I was dropped as an adult.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025