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I was dropped as an adult.
I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.
Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”
Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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1 month ago
Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
2 months ago
Share →: Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Commentary:
Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂
5 months ago
Share →: New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Commentary:
"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"
5 months ago
Share →: My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like they take "fighting for justice" quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don't confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: "Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*" 😂 #LegalNinja
5 months ago
Share →: I was dropped as an adult.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulting could be a contact sport? 🏈 Looks like someone got traded to the 'struggling to adult' team. 🤷‍♂️ Hey, don't worry – we'll help you get back in the game! 🌟 #LifeIsADraft"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? 🎁😂 Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! ♻️🎄 #ParentingHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Reddit relationship saga – where even a simple love squabble turns into a full-blown melodrama! 🎹💔 It's like a soap opera meets a circus act, complete with dramatic plot twists and a keyboard of emotions. Who knew marriage could be a musical rollercoaster? 🎭🎶😂"
5 months ago
Share →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living with a dog: no need to worry about dropped food because you've got a furry cleanup crew on standby! 🐾 Who needs a vacuum when you've got a hungry pooch around? 😂🐶 #LifeHack"
5 months ago
Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Commentary:
"Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"