Funny quotes dropped

Funny dropped quotes

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

3 days ago

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

3 months ago

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

3 months ago

I was dropped as an adult.

3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

3 months ago

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

3 months ago

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

3 months ago

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

3 months ago