180 Funny ever quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! ”

  15 hours ago

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  “Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! ”

  2 days ago

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  “When your brain reaches Zen mode because it’s too busy screaming internally ”

  2 days ago

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  “Thought I’d left that drama back in ‘don’t we know better by now?’ ”

  3 days ago

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  Commentary:
  “Quick, someone call Ripley’s Believe It or Not! ”

  1 week ago

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  Commentary:
  “When beauty becomes a health hazard! #BeautyOverload”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Hey, ‘weird freak’ is just another way of saying ‘limited edition’! #OneOfAKind”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! ”

  2 weeks ago

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  “Accidentally? More like ‘skillfully’! #Talent”

  2 weeks ago

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  Commentary:
  “When the plot’s at the spa for a ‘de-twist’ session! ”

  3 weeks ago

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