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  • Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s ...
  • For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old vers...
  • I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on sp...
  • Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow...
  • Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light alw...
  • It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of...
  • Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.
  • Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly di...
  • Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-soci...
  • Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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