Funny excellent quotes

• Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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  3 days ago

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• Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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  2 months ago

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• I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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  2 months ago

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• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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  3 months ago

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• If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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  4 months ago

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