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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Going viral on Facebook:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Going bananas on YouTube:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Just landed via Facebook:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Just shared via Reddit:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Just landed via YouTube:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Trending via Telegram:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Going viral on Discord:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Spotted on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Funny fame quotes

Funny fame quotes bring a hilarious twist to the spotlight 🌟, reminding us that even the glittering world of fame has its goofy moments 🤪. Whether you’re dreaming of stardom or just love a good laugh 😂, these witty sayings shine a light on the quirky side of being famous. Ready to chuckle your way through the ups and downs of celebrity life? Let’s dive in and giggle together! 🎭✨

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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2 months ago

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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2 months ago

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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2 months ago

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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5 months ago

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82 shares on Slack this month:

I would prefer not to.

76 shares on X this month:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

71 shares on Threads this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

10 shares on Threads this month:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

18 shares on Twitch this month:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Shared recently on Instagram:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Going viral on Discord:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Just landed via X:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Just landed via WeChat:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Just landed via Instagram:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Spotted on Threads:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Just shared via Threads:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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