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Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Just landed via Facebook:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Shared recently on X:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Going bananas on Telegram:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Shared recently on Slack:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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99 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

18 shares on X this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I would like even faster food.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Just shared via WeChat:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Making waves on Facebook:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Just landed via X:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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