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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 27, 2025

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Shared recently on WeChat:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Trending via Messenger:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Just shared via Discord:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Spotted on Twitch:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Seen just now on Slack:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Just shared via X:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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93 shares on Facebook this month:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,272

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Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Making waves on X:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Trending via Discord:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Spotted on Discord:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Just landed via Telegram:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Live now on Telegram:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Going viral on X:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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