I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Commentary:
"Ah, fame, the fickle lover that some handle with grace, while others turn it into a messy breakup on live TV 🌟🚫💔 #FameGameMishaps"

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"