Funny feature quotes

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  2 months ago

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• Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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• Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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• Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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• One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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• One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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  2 months ago

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