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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Shared recently on Discord:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Breaking via Slack:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Going viral on X:

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Trending via TikTok:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Making waves on Reddit:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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29 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

11 shares on Reddit this month:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

66 shares on Discord this month:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

76 shares on X this month:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Trending via YouTube:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Trending via Instagram:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Freshly posted on Discord:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Making waves on Slack:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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