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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Live now on Twitch:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Going bananas on Discord:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Just shared via Pinterest:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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