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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Making waves on Discord:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Live now on Telegram:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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97 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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