Funny grudge quotes

• I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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  2 months ago

  beach, feed, grudge, hold, humor, i, irony, just, love, pet, relationship, sarcasm, take, walks

• How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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  2 months ago

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• In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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  2 months ago

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• Can’t, holding a grudge.

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  2 months ago

  can’t, conflict, feelings, grudge, holding, humor, relationships

• A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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  2 months ago

  day, diamond, every, forever, grudge, humor, me, parenting, random, relationship, sarcasm, stuff, teen

• I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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  2 months ago

  balance, grudge, holding, humor, i, irony, know, myself, psychology, scale, self-image, weight

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