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Funny grudge quotes

Funny grudge quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh off those little annoyances and petty beefs we all hold onto! Whether you’re ready to forgive or just want to poke fun at your stubborn side, these witty lines will have you chuckling while keeping it light. Life’s too short to stay mad — why not enjoy a good laugh instead? 😜💥 #GrudgeGoals #LaughItOff

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Posted on2 weeks ago

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Posted on2 weeks ago

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Posted on3 weeks ago

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Posted on4 weeks ago

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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