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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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21 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,290

Funny Quotes Topics

17,410

Funny Quotes Images

15,290

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Discord:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Spotted on YouTube:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Just landed via Instagram:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Going viral on Discord:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

87 shares on Threads this month:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent someone who holds me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

21 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,290

Funny Quotes Topics

17,410

Funny Quotes Images

15,290

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,626

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Just landed via X:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Trending via Snapchat:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Spotted on Telegram:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Spotted on TikTok:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Freshly posted on X:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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