75 Funny hear quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a waiting room where the doctors are nervously flipping through magazines and checking the time as they wait for their patients. 🤔⏳ Who's really in charge here? 😆 #RoleReversal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

  Commentary:
  Oh, fantastic idea! Let's turn up the volume on clarity! 🔊🗣️ Just a friendly heads-up – my decibel level may fluctuate depending on your accusations. Consider it a crash course in vocal dynamics! 🤣🎤 #AmplifyTheDifference

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to both sides of the debate is like getting a balanced diet – you need a mix of reality and ridiculousness to thrive in this crazy world! 🤪🌟 #BalanceIsKey"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

  Commentary:
  "🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of adjusting your senses for optimal performance! Turning down the radio to find a house 🏠 or parking spot 🚗 is like fine-tuning a fancy radio antenna. And taking off your sunglasses 😎 to hear someone better is the ultimate power move – because who knew sunglasses could be the culprit behind missed conversations! 🕶️🗣️ #LifeHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that just music to your ears in reverse! 🎸🤘🔁 Looks like Black Sabbath was rocking it both ways, who knew they were bilingual in reverse vocals? 🎶🔄 #MindBlown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of music to bring joy and confusion simultaneously! 🎶👑 It seems the queen's legacy lives on in the hearts of her forgetful subjects, as they belt out "God save the Quing" in a delightful mix-up of history and enthusiasm. Long live the Quing! 🤣 #RoyalConfusion

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

  Commentary:
  "One week without chocolate and suddenly everything sounds a bit 'nutty' in your left eye? 😜🍫 Don't worry, that sweet fix is just around the corner! 😉 #ChocoholicProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

  Commentary:
  "Three words that strike fear into the hearts of parents everywhere: 'Come on in.' 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Because we all know that's where chaos and mess await! 😂 #ParentingStruggles"

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