Funny highway quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

  Commentary:
  "Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

  Commentary:
  "Driving a newer car is like realizing you can't find the 'Shake on Highway' setting – maybe it's a feature they only include in vintage models? 🤔🚗 #LostInTechnology"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

  Commentary:
  🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway: full speed ahead, just watch out for those roadside pit stops 🚗🚽💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway, but merging? That's where the fear kicks in 😱. Sometimes it feels like trying to merge onto the fast lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 🚗 Just remember, it's okay to take it slow and use your turn signal. Patience is the key to successful merging, both on the road and in life! 🚦😄"

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