Funny highway quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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