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Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Body by sandwich.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has viewed:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡· has viewed:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has viewed:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡© has copied:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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15,269

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Just shared via Instagram:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Breaking via Twitch:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

42 shares on X this month:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

14 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has shared:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has bookmarked:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has shared:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has downloaded:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has downloaded:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡» has copied:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡« has copied:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Going viral on Twitch:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Making waves on X:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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