Funny house cat quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"

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